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New Songs of the Old West Publishing and Superfluous Umlaut Records invite you to indulge yourself in our lushly profitable endeavors.

THE LATEST WORD FROM SUPERFLUOUS UMLAUT AND NEW SONGS OF THE OLD WEST:

LEXAPROMPOSAL IS LIVE

As of press time the listens are still being tabulated and it is looking increasingly like this tight release could in fact be a banger. Five motherfucking listens on Spotify y’all. We call that a slow burn. Buy it or stream it anywhere you buy tunes online.

We have all kinds of shit.

Boy howdy are you in for some treats.

This is the craziest boat.

Man, there’s like folksy sad sack bullshit and sloppy country, there’s some kind of weird hippy shit, they even have a suburban Dad who tries to sound like The Melvins or something but on a Casio keyboard LOL.

Look at these guys.

Founders and owners Brent Jacobs and Matt Hudgins are absolutely above board. Plus we have so many killer jams for you, Movie Music Guy. Need a fake sixties soul band for a period piece? We have those songs. Need a house band for a biker bar in your fish-out-of-water comedy? Do we ever have those songs, and the band to play them.

We have the videos, we have the receipts.

Check this pro shit out.

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